Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

Cinco de Mayo

1 : literally, the fifth of May

2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave

2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>

We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez

by J. Myars May 5, 2009

Mayor of Bullshit Mountain

AKA Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Jon Stewart introduced this concept of Bullshit Mountain in a debate between Stewart and O'Reilly. After introducing that notion, Jon Stewart defined Bill O'Reilly as the Mayor of the Bullshit Mountain.

Guess who's gonna be the Mayor of Bullshit Mountain? Bill O'Reilly!!!

by nonenonenonenonenonenonenone March 19, 2014

mayonags

A misspelled version of the word mayonnaise, also something tyler the creator has eaten one time.

tyler the creator crying and eating mayonags

by ant1dote January 1, 2023

Sandwiches with Mayonnaise

The act of hooking up with someone as a person sleeps beside them, inside of a tent.

Catherine and Alex were making sandwiches with mayonnaise while Greg was sleeping.

by Big Bro2009 February 19, 2009

mayor adam west

a fuckin retard of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i shit myself when he talks. random as fuck

EX1:
(karaoke at the bar)

mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...

EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!

joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins

mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....

EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)

mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...

EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...

by fdbvbdsf October 6, 2009

Mayonnaised

When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.

Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.

by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019