Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

Mayson Ray Parker

The devil himself. Someone extremly annoying. His family hates him. Somebody that wont shut up. A nonce.

Your mom is being such a Mayson Ray parker today. She won't shut up

by ERiks mothers owner April 16, 2020

mayson lowell

massive massive hog, beautiful man, defo gets all the women

“i want to shag mayson lowell”

by 1M the truth January 15, 2023

mayson penaloza

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such a mayson penaloza

by anaydisgoofy May 15, 2023

masonrayparker

Three6’s annoying ass bot brother who always gotta ask in IG comments “wHO eLse hIGH AF rn?”

Me: *chilling, scrolling to the comments on IG*
Masonrayparker: “Who else high af rn”
NIGGA SHUT UP REPORT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA

by Inmyfeelsfrfr February 24, 2020

maison matthews indicator

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

by ichimuko August 31, 2020

mayonez

Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.

Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.

by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016