May 7th

The day when sHit happens and the miss on your roof judges you and sends it’s email to the moss god which reigns over the religion with the ivory bear jr god

Fuck me iTS May the seventh

The worst/holiest day of the year

May 7th

by Moss god October 21, 2019

May 7th

on May 7th your s/o has to send you a picture of their boobs, with or without a bra on.

Girl 1: My man said it was national boob pic day?
Girl 2: Girl send him something
May 7th

by vexxii May 5, 2022

May 7th

May 7th is National "Fuck a Number" day, on this day you have to fuck a number

3: "Hey *Insert person here*, today is May 7th"
Person: "bend over"

by Three333 The Number May 6, 2020

May 7th

Pra pra'd bday 😫😫

"Its May 7th"
"DAMN PRA PRA IS OLD"

by Justin 😫😈 January 6, 2021

May 7th

National Wifey Day

The day you take your wife/gf/fiancé to get nails done, take her out on a nice date and give her gifts and flowers. Show some appreciation to your girl( who soon to be a mother to your child)

Eric: Let’s go grab a beer
Sam: Can’t. Gotta take my girl out today and show her some appreciation.
Eric: why?
Sam: because today is May 7th

by RealLove123 May 7, 2021

May 7th

The day mattiesoot was born

Him:Wake up its may 7th!
Her:So what
Him:Its the editor mattiesoot's birthday!

by mattiesoot February 1, 2022

May 7th

National trip 3 people day

May 7th is the day where you wake up and choose violence, trip 3 people to get it off your shoulders.

by f1n3n1kki May 5, 2022