Matzah/Matzo

1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)

2. A song on JibJab

1. Moses created Matzah during Passover

2. Matzah!

by Sir Tiki June 29, 2005

matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matza fever.

by thaHNIC February 23, 2009

matza

1. matza (n.) Flat bread that is eaten by faithful Jews (often spelled as matzah or matzoh).

2. Matza (n.) A Jewish whore, often the daughter of a rabbi.

For meaning #1:
The rebbe was very pleased when his shipment of kosher matza arrived from Tel Aviv.

For meaning #2:
a)
Rabbi Goldstein: I banged Matza at the Chabad yesterday, it was very delightful.

Reb Moshe: Oh really? I heard she was offering a shabbat discount!

b)
Biology Professor: Among other things, semen contains a great deal of sugars, specifically fructose, which serves as the main source of energy for sperm
cells...

Matza: *raises hand* Professor, but if sperm contains sugar fructose, why isn't it sweet?!

*class breaks out in hysterical laughter*

Biology Professor: *irritated* That, young lady, is because the receptors for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, and not on the back of the throat!

by Shlomo Scheckelgruber September 21, 2008

Mutzaballer

A person who is a try hard. Plays sports buts thinks he or she is better than they really are. Attempts to be funny by being a general ass hole. Any person who completely hates their family and hopes they die. Someone who is a flirt. Talks lots of shit behind other peoples backs. Any person who yells and bitches about other people then freaks out when it is done to them. A person who thinks there cool because they smoke and drink. Has a huge negative connotation.

Susie: Look at that boy over there.

Lory: Oh him, hes such a Mutzaballer.

by connerandtheballers October 6, 2011

Matzah Moment

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

by Epic Cone May 10, 2021

matzah queen

A gay male attracted primarily to Jewish males.

I swear, Bill's such a matzah queen I don't think there are enough Jews in Tel Aviv to satisfy his desires.

by Gitai July 20, 2006

matzah box

A Jewish girl's vagina.

I was balls deep in the Rabbi's daughter's matzah box, when he walked in.

by MDK85 December 23, 2007