matuzak

Definition: very sneaky and very crazy like person everyone has one of these people in their life

Mn matuzak is always secretive when I ask her/him anything

by Bobbyfeldom November 11, 2020

Michael Matuzak

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.

OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?

by Papa Louie May 17, 2021

Dice k matsuzaka

1. a very large, particularly odorous turd with a strong post-poop stench
2. a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox(spelled Daisuke)

Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?

by Brodie Hart December 18, 2007

Matsuzaka gyroball

A japanese "strike-out": sake included.

Damn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an asshole beercase helmet and a yellow dick. I would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.

by Fa;ksjdfa;sdfie November 20, 2006

daisuke matsuzaka

A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox

"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"

by Boston Liver and Lover November 12, 2007