married with children

one of the greatest show, one of the first funniest show ever b4 the simpsons and family guy. great show until they stoped producing the show due to the never ending aging process of the actors

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

married to da money

meaning nobody is serious enough so u gotta marry da money and stay on da grind

im married to da money and stay on my grind😼💰💍

by sexiest bitch ever January 20, 2018

Married With Children

Fox TV show that aired from 1987 to 1997. Co-created by a Black man, this groundbreaking, insanely funny cartoonish show put all of the other sitcoms to shame.

When it came to true comedy, MWC was deadly serious.

by Bem Suggs December 11, 2003

married

Friends with tax benefits.

My roommates Tim and Derek are thinking of getting married so they can afford seperate bedrooms.

by theplaidpen January 6, 2018

fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.

Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.

by Hugeau March 13, 2014

Married

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.

by tuds January 19, 2009

Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006