mattison kay

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody

mattison kay a great person to be with .

by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022

jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

by jackaloped January 18, 2021

Caden Matson

A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.

Caden matson is a stud at football

by Madmarvin March 29, 2022

mattsunsexual

Only being attracted to Mattsun

Boy: Hey wanna go hang out sometime
Girl: No thank you, I’m mattsunsexual

by anonymous January 19, 2021

mattison

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse

Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs

by beast, hoss February 3, 2009

Mattison

A beautiful woman that has a heart of gold. The woman that I’ve always dreamt of being with and so much more. She’s the hardest working and most determined woman. She’s always willing to step in to defend others when they need her. She loves god more than anything and will always hold her ground. She’s stubborn but it’s a good think because she’s almost always right. She’s forgiving even when she doesn’t have to be. She’s the one thing in this world I know I could never live with out. Most of all she’s my lobster…. Forever and always

No sentence would ever be good enough to describe my mattison

by NateFoster010723 February 21, 2023

Matison

A shy, outgoing kind of person.

The girl who never talks was so outgoing you may as well call her a Matison

by taylor-twilight July 9, 2009