Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

mathison

An amazing basketball player who always seems to get girls to fall for him he can be rude on certain terms but over all is a pretty nice guy

Person1:Mathison you did so good a basketball today

by Qweekxnfjkdks April 23, 2018

martison

A guy who is the most fun person you will ever meet, he will coach u if u wanted it and workout wit u too, He's also very hairy like a monkey but so what he's cool asf, He is so sweet and He also is good wit the ladies also you would be so lucky to ever hang out wit a guy like him, or even date him.

Girl 1: omg girl i just got a date wit a very sweet monkey like guy
Girl 2: What's his name?
Girl 1: Martison
Girl 2: Damn girl that figures, shiii let me find ma self a martison

by workinit May 29, 2018

Mattsson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!

by grimtraveller June 8, 2018

mattisen

A mattisen is a type of drink. Usually very fruity, but can be spiked to liven up the party. This drink is bubbley, delicious, but does not have a very good after taste. But most love it, mainly because it is addictive.

"Taste this mattisen it is so good."

by HeatherRoseJillian December 2, 2009

Archie Mattsson

Archie is a medium height kid with a golden/brown curly mullet. A good runner but a complete cunt of a person. Dosent usually have many friends and is probably scavenging for money so he can buy food at the canteen.

Damn, stop being a Archie Mattsson

by Mattsson hater October 24, 2022

Mattisan

Spunky. Sweet. Bipolar. Has a sweet tooth, but very athletic and health concious. Wealthy in life in general. Loves to laugh. She is the loud fart in a quiet room.

that mattisan stinks.

by jequiliamaures December 3, 2010