An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
by Matt Christoff March 5, 2019
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He loves everyone and has an amazing style
Matt is a shorty and always laughs
he is a great person so just shut up ya homo!
Awe Yeah Matt Christie ya!
He loves everyone and has an amazing style
Matt is a shorty and always laughs
he is a great person so just shut up ya homo!
Awe Yeah Matt Christie ya!
by Iluvya1995 January 13, 2011
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a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.
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Get the Matt Cooke mug.the best possible singer there is.he is also extremely good looking and isn't a jerk. currently on autralian idol and has made it to the final 2...opera house in a couple of weeks and is going to be the first australian idol that people will actually like
Tessa:omfg. did you hear matt corby last night??
Leigh: omg. i like watched it on youtube over and over again and i fell in love with his blue eyes!
Tessa: i am totally going lout with him
Leigh: we should clone them, ill marry him and you can have the clone
Tessa: skank.
Leigh: omg. i like watched it on youtube over and over again and i fell in love with his blue eyes!
Tessa: i am totally going lout with him
Leigh: we should clone them, ill marry him and you can have the clone
Tessa: skank.
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