Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012

Black Fart Matter

A political movement with the intent to spread the word that black farts matter.

I'm at a Black Fart Matter protest hope I don't get shot.

by Cheddar Goldfish123 February 14, 2021

black fart matter

a movement about black farts mattering

Did you hear about the black fart matter protest?

by nickthompson April 26, 2021

Mattea

You are very lucky if you have a Mattea in your life. Matteas seem very quiet and well behaved at first, but once you get to know one, you’re in for a wild ride. A Mattea will most likely enjoy math, but they excel at reading and writing. However, they are not good at science stuff. Matteas have an amazing artistic ability and are very good at picking up new skills. They also have great perseverance. Matteas sometimes fail to see their natural beauty, because they are so humble. A Mattea is generally an introvert, but when around people they trust, a Mattea is as extroverted as it gets. Overall you are very lucky if you know a Mattea and you should always be there for your Mattea as they always will give you a shoulder to cry on.

Girl 1: Who’s that?
Girl 2: Oh that’s Mattea, only the nicest, most hilarious, and beautiful girl around
Girl 3: Have you seen her artwork? She’s Leonardo Da Vinci reincarnated!

Boy 1: I just got a date with the best girl ever. She’s sweet, smart, talented, and super hot
Boy 2: She sounds like a Mattea, you’re so lucky brooo!

by dancer11667 June 10, 2019

It Doesn't Matter How Many Times You Die

Gaming terminology to describe the act of getting killed numerous times over, gifting the other team an easy win.

Often associated with ' You're A Colin '.

Ending the round with double-figure deaths & the solitary kill - it doesn't matter how many times you die

by IDontLikeCreative April 26, 2022

Jaeden Martell

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.

“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

“Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”

by p!nk fluffY un!c0rns August 4, 2020

No Lives Matter

A phrase that opposes other popular 2020 phrases and movements like BLM and All Lives Matter. Though few people have ever publicly used this three-word slogan and gotten popular because of it, people who disapprove of the existence of the human race are people that frequently use this term.

Protest Member: Black Lives Matter!
Person B: No, ALL LIVES MATTER!
Person C: At this point, I can care less about the human race. No lives matter.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020