mattimized

mattimized means a guy doing everything at the same time but actually not doing anything

Matt has been mattimized all day at work, but could not get anything complete.

Don told Oscar to stop mattimized at work, and maximize his time from 9am -6pm.

by guccigang0606 October 4, 2018

matricide

Matricide is the act of killing one's mother.

In the movie Psycho Norman Bates committed matricide by killing his own mother because she was constantly meddling, screaming and calling all his girlfriends sluts and dirty. What was even more freaky, is that after he buried her, he began to miss her, so he dug her back up again and pretended that she was still alive by dressing up as her and pretending that he was her. Norman also kept her corpse fresh with taxidermy and whenever he was let out of the nuthouse he would constantly dig his mother up to be with her.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Matrixism

Matrixism is a stupid wannabe religion created by computer nerds. Although the fist Matrix film is one of the best action movies ever, taking this seriously is stupid beyond recognition. Matrixism teaches that the matrix is real and that we're all part of it.

If the Matrix was real one of two things would have happened 1. agents would have assassinated the founders of Matrixism, 2 Zion rebels would have awakened the founders of Matrixism. Since neither of the aforementioned consequences have happened Matrixism has been proven to be fake. They also support illegal drug use and vandalism. This could become the next Scientology.

Nerd #1:

Wow! that was such an awesome movie.

Nerd #2:

Yeah maybe we are in the Matrix now and we should do drugs to wake up from it.

Nerd #1:

And get the girls to! Hooray for Matrixism!

by redcommander27 September 26, 2007

Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.

by CarolLinX February 11, 2006

matrixing

The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.

"Plug my matrix into the matrixing agent"
==> "Plug my laptop power cable into the wall socket."

by Brad & Scot May 7, 2005

matronize

To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children

I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.

You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.

My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.

Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.

by Quenyar August 28, 2010

martinize

What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.

Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!

by Terry R. Martin July 6, 2006