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Macrabation

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.
“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”
by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021
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Rorisang Matabane

A cool young handsome young smart man with a sense of HUMOR

And gets girls easily
He usually gets girls with his charm or his humour
Although at the end of the day he's a bitch
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I am a Rorisang Matabane ,which means praise
by Lilikhaya June 11, 2020
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Maturbate

Dude, the reason i like old chicks is because all i do is maturbate.
by DRxPwnstar June 25, 2010
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mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!
I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.
by jerkoff March 8, 2003
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Manabate

To masterbate with steel wool and freeze your wang with liquid nitrogen and then cut it off then use it as a dildo in a girls asshole
Manabate is good on rainy days
by pedro vasquez96 June 28, 2010
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masabate

slang for chocking the rope, or strengthing your belief in god, god is the all mighty
that new sink and line fucking rocks my dildo pole. masabate
by disatberation_mah_facka November 20, 2006
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masturabate

When you fuck yourself. Don't do this. Doing so gives you "auto-sexuality", or "homosexuality" except it's with yourself, shown by the latin root "auto". Many still say, however, that this practice has benifits good enough like cumming, or nutting and enjoyment to make it worth the autosexuality.
Me: I just masturabated. Feels SO FUCKING GOOD.
Friend: Now you're autosexual! Look what you've done!
Me: Worth It!
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