Maths

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

by PulpDood August 26, 2005

Maths

One of the weapons of mass-torture (WMT) that teachers have up their sleeves, only useful if you wanna become an engineer or doctor or something fancy like that. Maths is known to bore the poor students who study it to the point of depression-induced suicide. It can pay the bills though.

I plan to become an artist so I don't see how studying Maths at A-level will do me any good.

by Captain Capable July 18, 2011

Maths

An underrated school topic that I hope I will not be attacked for liking.

This is a sentence including the word 'maths'.

by Cqndii March 13, 2018

Maths

See Confusion. Made cool by legends like Mr Clark. Unless its stats which sucks.

Oh no not Maths!
But sir...
I have a real reason this time.

by Any Normal Person July 17, 2003

Maths

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
S: (the s at the end of humans)

Oh god, we have Maths next period.

by BionicYeti March 1, 2017

Maths

A super good subject. To me, it's really easy at first but hard if you don't study. I'm called Prof. J because of my knowledge and intense studying:

'Mazing stuff,

Awesome learning
To everyone alike
High school learns it too
Strong walls of IQ help build up intellect.

Guy: MATHS is cool! Ain't it?
Guy 2: Yeah, I agree! So admirable!
Guy: The algebra, the sin, the vectors, the trigonometry...
Teacher: Wonderful speech! Ya' get Maths points for that!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ProfMathodian04 January 22, 2021

math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021