mataranga

The Romanian word for describing a big hard dick which is longer and thicker than the average penis

Sa ma apuci de mataranga= Grab me by my mataranga

by titi_aur February 26, 2021

majawani

The correct way to pronounce marajoani

For all those uneducated people out there

Karen ~outraged~ “ I just found my son with marajoani!”
Me: “Shut up Karen it’s pronounced MAJAWANI!!!”

by Bitch speaks the truth April 3, 2021

Mataan

Mataan means the sexiest cunt around he always gets the girls because of his hair

I wanna date mataan so
Bad

by Python dick September 8, 2019

Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010

marawan

The horniest human being you could ever know. He sends disturbing nudes and is very sexual at inappropriate times. He's smart but doesn't act like it. Probably smokes too much marijuana.

Girl 1: Did u see what that kid texted me? He is such a marawan. He sent a nude picture of a man and a woman.
Girl 2: OMG! I know right... he probably smoked too much...

by puppygirl4ever12345678 February 1, 2017

Marawanche

Marawanche is weed in Kristen Barkers language.

Ohhh, I've been smoking too much marawanche today that I feel really high right now.

by Xaractis January 18, 2015

matawai

Matawai is a handsome man who is very kind, loyal, sporty and a wonderful friend to have that you never want to loose. He is a gun in the sack and will make his special girl very happy slipping the slug in. He is a gentleman and will treat and spoil you to bits. If you ever met matawai make sure to be nice and kind so he will always remember you love and kindness.

Matawai is that you inside me

by Lifeheaven July 11, 2019