The act of having a Macake is when a male or female person attaches nipple clamps to themselves while making a cake, simultaneously singing the Dragon Tales theme song. This is often used to make one feel more comfortable when living in a new apartment.
"Yo man, I had the world's biggest Macake last night, feeling really comfortable about this apartment. Want some cake?"
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Get the Ran Mitake mug.al mawakeb school is hell u cant drink water u cant go to the bathroom and if u r emarti you should go out of this school there is none emarti there like only 10% of the school is and they like ripping your projects,they like take money from u the kids there are gold diggers.Boys and girls are separated sence grade 4 so its a good and bad thing because all the boys there r addicted to girls and girls are addicted to boys girls there like grade 8 boys and the teachers there like putting F on your report card and they hate emarti kids,after school head of section doesnt allow girls talk to boys like istfrallah and half of the girls sence grade 6 are lesbian or bisexual.There in al mawakeb school all grade 6 and 7 kids are FAKE depressed and always talk about suciding.School is fun there AFTER SCHOOL ONLY because you can do anything there exapt taking to boys or girls.Teachers there are not fare because you cant wear hoodie and the other kids can and even though u wear a jacket and the uniform shows and the other doesnt u get detantion for no reason and they come in ur bussines when u fight between u and your friend in social midea.Kids there are selfish they dont share stuff with you or anything there all the teachers pet there annoying stupid and dub but the good thing is you can have alot of friends and all science teaher are curly heads.
al mawakeb school
none:
not even a single person:
not even a teacher:
not even a single heart beat or soul:
almawakeb barsha teachers:*see a girl or a boy talking to there opposite gender friend*
HAY KID STOP TALKING TO YOUR OPPOSITE GENDER FRIEND YOU R GETTING DETENTION FOR YOU KNOW WHAT EXPALED
kid:what wtf why its just a human
almawakeb school barsha teacher:NEVER TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!
none:
not even a single person:
not even a teacher:
not even a single heart beat or soul:
almawakeb barsha teachers:*see a girl or a boy talking to there opposite gender friend*
HAY KID STOP TALKING TO YOUR OPPOSITE GENDER FRIEND YOU R GETTING DETENTION FOR YOU KNOW WHAT EXPALED
kid:what wtf why its just a human
almawakeb school barsha teacher:NEVER TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!
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Get the MrTakesLsalot mug.Al Mawakeb Barsha is the shittiest school on earth. its teachers suck and all students will stab you in the back for their own good. all girls are thots from grade 6 to 12 and boys will f-up your feelings. at the end of the day, you will see middle-schoolers making out with high-schoolers, kids juuling, and teens exchanging numbers.
person 1: hey, what school do you go to again?
person 2: the shittiest school ever.
person 1: must be Al Mawakeb because Al Mawakeb School is the worst fucking school ever
person 2: correct. Al Mawakeb School is the worst.
person 2: the shittiest school ever.
person 1: must be Al Mawakeb because Al Mawakeb School is the worst fucking school ever
person 2: correct. Al Mawakeb School is the worst.
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