Masturbake

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.

Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.

by Mst2kool March 2, 2010

Masturbactivism

A Facebook and Twitter phenomenon whereby a user takes a meaningless action that makes they themselves feel like they're doing something about an important issue (possibly even involving a slight dopamine response) — WITHOUT DOING A FUCKING THING ABOUT THAT IMPORTANT ISSUE.

I engage in masturbactivism at least once a day by changing my status to the surface and/or material I jerk off into, all to courageously raise awareness of low sperm counts!

by CronicMasturbactivisit December 5, 2010

masturjacking

Masturbation in an extreme sense.

He was perched up on the sink like a monkey, bent over and masturjacking like there was no tomorrow.

by Eiden December 1, 2003

masturbaction

describing an act intended to make a statement, usually political, that serves only to inflate the ego of the participant(s), often ultimately detracting from the intended cause by associating a legitimate problem with half-baked, half-hearted, and half-witted grabs for self-fulfillment.

any and all human peace signs are masturbaction.

by APN November 7, 2008

masterjack

-the act of masterbating with extreme force and power.

-Porn is for learning not masterjacking.
-Baby, I want you to masterjack on my face.

by honkeyslayor December 9, 2008

Masturbaking

Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.

I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.

by William Andrew Butler January 21, 2008

masturfuck

The process of nearly whacking it to a picture of someone you like but right before you're about to cum she walks in and you grab her quick and shove your dick as far up into that motherfucker as you possibly can before jizzing

Devin: Shit bro i totally masturfucked sally today right through her jeans

Jason: I feel you bro, I masturfucked laura so hard i passed out with my schlong still 10 inches up her ass

by Chome September 10, 2013