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describing an act intended to make a statement, usually political, that serves only to inflate the ego of the participant(s), often ultimately detracting from the intended cause by associating a legitimate problem with half-baked, half-hearted, and half-witted grabs for self-fulfillment.
any and all human peace signs are masturbaction.
by APN October 18, 2006
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A alcholic drink prepared from LimeAid and Everclear or Moonshine. Often prepared in a large quantity. Alcohol added to taste.

Named in reference to the famous drink 'the Margarita', of similar composition but lacking the tenacity and expediency of its poorer cousin, 'the Wetback'.
"i'll have a wetback, please"

by APN November 19, 2007
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