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Masturbate

1) The most pleasurable thing in the entire universe
2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
1)Even having 3 orgasms, a blow job, and at least 4 cups of cum go down my throat when i fucked my boyfriend last Friday was not as good as when i masturbate.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.

5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!

Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.

Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
by IdontKNOWwhatTOdoNOW June 10, 2009
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Masturbate

To beat your dick so fucking hard, your left leg goes numb.
I masturbate every day.
by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018
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A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.
Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!
by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017
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masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.
"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.
by barbeque86 March 17, 2010
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Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness
John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.
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kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive
Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost
by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014
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Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.
Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater
by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009
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