masoned

Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.

I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards

by Maxxscam September 25, 2011

Masoner

A hella rad beezy :). A bestfriend.

Melissa: That Molly is Such a Masoner.
Becca: Yeah, dude. I love her.
Melissa: That is my Masoner :)

by Melissa May May 25, 2008

Mastodeuce

1. (n) A sample of human excrement which is so large in physical volume that a sense of alarm is immediately raised as it is commonly mistaken to be the size of the now extinct animal, Elephas americanus; colloquially referred to as the "Mastodon"

2. (n) A shit so absolutely anus-tearingly huge that you'd fucking think it's a real life mastodon erupting from your rectum.

Bob: Dude I just dropped a huge fucking mastodeuce in my ex-girlfriend's toilet and it won't fucking flush. LOL!

Jeff: Nice fucking work dude. You should blame it on her mom.

by EarlUxbridge August 21, 2014

Mapstone

A big bum

Damn girl you got a nice mapstone hunny bun.

Send nudes?

by Booby man 6000 May 29, 2019

Masoned

The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you

Dude i masoned her last night

by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019

masoned

The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.

That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.

by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007

McStoner

A word that is used to describe someone who smokes pot that works at or craves McDonalds.

My friend used to just be a stoner but since he started working at McDonalds he is now a McStoner.

That pot is makeing me want food from McDonalds, i'm such a McStoner.

by eekscar October 30, 2010