compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Masturbake

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.

Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.

by Mst2kool March 2, 2010

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004

Masterbaté

It’s simply the same as “masterbate” but it’s a classier way to say it.

I was in the fitting room at Targét and was so turned on by the cucumbers in the produce section that I needed to masterbaté.

by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021

masterbate

the retarded way of spelling masturbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.

by xexashi69 March 28, 2019

masterbaker

1) This is a person of supreme status within the baking community. 2) They love a great fiddle and are great to conclude, real professionals. 3) Great with cupcakes as well as in the bedroom.

Danny: I m telling you Naomi is a MasterBaker
Kevin: I hear the same and she s cooking up some great smells to......

Josh: Wow she really knows what men want that Dorris
Hero Naxan: Shes one hell of a Masterbaker she is

by dannyzz July 7, 2010