Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Masterbaster

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

masterbasser

one who plays a k7 bass guitar and masterbates at the same time.

dick is a masterbasser

by sin dolly December 21, 2003

masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005

chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009

compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

by thee definer;) March 15, 2014