master blaster

It's when your getting a blumpkin and smoking crack at the same time.

Last night i got my first master blaster from your mom.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"

Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!

by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

triple master blaster

achieving orgasm through being fellated and sodomized, while simultaneously taking a hit of crack

I want a triple master blast, Leroy, Wanda, let's go to Dan's house.

by triple masta blasta masta July 18, 2003

master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005

Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.

Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005