Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!
Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!
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A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".
The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.
A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".
The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.
An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."
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A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))
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Having absolutely humongous titties. When you think humungous, think even bigger than that. Poor girls will have back problems all of life, carrying around titties that weigh more than the rest of their bodies.
by MCJeffree February 20, 2007
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