Pretty masks make you sick!

Caution from one citizen to another regarding the insufficient protective qualities of cloth masking.

"Pretty masks make you sick!" said Henry as his ladyfriend Wendy came around the corner, showing off her new daisy-printed hand-sewn cotton mask. "N-95s all the way, dude!"

by Hifalutin! January 13, 2022

PJ MASKS

THE SHIT THAT GAVE ME NITE MEARS AND EPILEPTIC SEIURES

I WATCHT PJ MASKS AND SHIT MY SELF.

by ooo shit November 13, 2021

Man of Masks

A man on omegle or chat roulette who is always wearing a mask.

I saw the man of masks on omegle and he took his shirt off

by Supah Secret Dude December 15, 2010

neon ski masks

relating to sex.

Bro I went home with a girl last night and we played with neon ski masks.

by womaninskimask March 7, 2021

We can both remove the masks

Closeted gays who want to do coming out and let the world know about their love.

I think it's a good time....we can both remove the masks

by Good soul & heart made of gold May 4, 2020

Mask kink

Bitches who find people with mask on attractive

Bitches: I think i have a Mask kink

Friend: Wow really, not like you have a whole Pinterest board of ghostface

by Akitalksig August 22, 2021

Maskstapo

The brownshirts of the covid-19 pandemic and usually severely infected with little hitler syndrome. Not only do they aggressively and condescendingly enforce compliance with mask mandates (even against their neighbors), but ensure that others are wearing an approved mask and that it is worn they way they want. Some are also known to use their contacts, or position in the media to make anti maskers look like the followers of Satan (even though they are not) and if all that wasn't bad enough they want everyone to wear masks forever and throw a tantrum everytime someone proposes lifting any mask mandate.

Is also a slightly less cutting way of calling someone a mask nazi

Bill got scolded by a local maskstapo agent, when his mask briefly wasn't covering his nose...

Maskstapo agent Karen was found to be publically seig heiling a face mask. Much to the disgust of those around her.

Felix was blocked from going into McDonalds, because the maskstapo guarding the door didn't approve of his mask.

by Spuench Boeb March 6, 2021