Mears 

short for Man Tears

After his football team lost, he shred some mears and got on with drinking. He woke up in a dumbster with two girls and it was a good night.

Mears by Bradfordaintlosers June 16, 2010

Mears  

The village idiot

go easy on him , his a mears

Mears by Terry Mcmahon December 17, 2008

mears 

pooping quickly.

Gina needed to run errands but had to mears before leaving; for she had a fear of public restrooms.

mears by Anthony Kirby Jr. February 21, 2009

Mears 

Quickly Pooping

Francie had to mears, because she thought she would miss her ride if she stayed in the bathroom long.

Mears by Grace February 21, 2009

Mears 

verb (to mears)

informal:

-To act with bewildering incompetence
-Show a disturbing lack of knowledge (generally considered common)
-To interject information or jokes into a conversation that has no baring on either the conversation topic or the situation at that time

Ryan: hey guys did you know that seals capture and rape penguins before eating them?
Jake: Really? That is an interesting fact
Paul: This disturbs me because of the bestiality.
Jake: dude, did you just mears
Ryan: yea man that was a total mears

Ryan: hey have you guys managed to finish the English homework for tomorrow.
Jake: yea I just did it last night
Paul: yea like when Goku and Piccolo fought Majin buu
Ryan: *whispering to Jake* he just went full mears
Jake: *whispering to Ryan* yea never go full mears

Mears by A Scholars and Scoundrel May 18, 2018

sarah mears 

A fat ugly bitch that smells like tuna everyday, and she puts bread in her pussy to make a tuna sandwich and then she farts out potatoes. And she fingers her butt and her dogs butt..

Sarah mears shits in the garden.

sarah mears by Sarah mears January 17, 2015

ray mears 

1. used in place by odd people with tracksuit bottoms and medallions in my school called townies in place of 'same here'. see Cockney rhyming slang and you'll get the idea
2. popular bushcraft instructor. presenter of "tracks", "ray mears world of survival" and "ray mears extreme survival".
3. genius

1.
townie 1: i got a new burberry hat from the market yesterday buuud!!
townie 2: ray mears innit buuuud!!!

2.
ray mears: now i am going to show you how to construct a flushing toilet made entirely from brambles and tree sap.
viewer: wow

3.
me: i'm going to marry someone like ray mears.

ray mears by kaitlyn April 30, 2004