marmite 

tastes like stale marmite.

marmite by feeeeeeeeeeeee April 4, 2003

Marmite 

Adjective,
Marmite can be used in the simple term to describe something that you'll either love or hate

Shopper 1: Janet, do you think i look good in this sequined, flamenco pink, 1920s inspired dress?
Shopper 2: I don't know, it seems very marmite

Marmite by Your_Saviour_bbjesus October 26, 2019

Marmite 

Steals gf's
He wont come for you tho cuz you aint got a gf haha

Person: Marmite wtf
Marmite: moans in a bubbly way

Marmite by dyplodonkalus March 20, 2021

marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

marmite motorway by D. Hine October 13, 2003

marmite superhighway

Quite simply, the 'anus' or 'butt hole'

Hi love. Fancy popping round tonight? I wanna take you up the marmite superhighway.

marmite superhighway by ShittierJokes November 1, 2017

marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

marmite addict by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Marmite bullethole 

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

Marmite bullethole by Original Steve September 30, 2007