marmaduke

Motorboating, but with your tongue waving all over and tons of slobber flying everywhere.

I was more than happy to marmaduke her ample cleavage.

by Kray-Zee September 15, 2009

Marmalade

A marmalade is when you ask your mate to get you something from the shop and they deliberately bring back the last thing you would have asked for.

Mate: Do you want anything from the shop?
You: Nice one. Yeah, a Snickers?
Mate comes through the door with a jar of marmalade.
You look at him like, 'what's wrong with you mate?'
Straight-faced, he goes, 'Oh, Snickers. I thought you said marmalade.'

by wilkinandsons July 12, 2018

Marmalade Mussolini

One of the best characterizations of Donald Trump. If the Italian dictator Benito Mussolini had a son, a son who inherited the worst aspects of his father's personality, a son who grew up to be a television buffoon who somehow became U.S. President, and who sported a clownish orange combover, that son would be Donald Trump.

Have you seen the latest Twitter Storm from the Marmalade Mussolini? He spent a lot of time on the toilet this morning.

by Mister Methane June 8, 2019

Marmalade

A new fresh term invented to replace the boring old word 'to jam'. Replacement for the word 'Jam" as in, to play music together.

Let's jam after school= Let's marmalade after school

"What do you want to do tonight?"
"Let's marmalade."
"Sweet"

The last time I marmaladed ( past tense of 'marmalade') was with my friends in my basement. We marmaladed to all these Beatles tracks. There was so much marmalade, it was so sticky. (PUN!)

by altothevin October 18, 2009

Marmaduke duke

AMAZING BAND comprising of two scottish gods called Simon Neil(The lead singer of Biffy Clyro) and JP Reid(The lead of Sucioperro), they perform under the code names of The Atmosphere and The Dragon respectively , they have released two albums called The Magnificent Duke and Duke Pandemonium. They perform music that is Rock/DiscoFunk and they are ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE .If you ever meet anyone who likes this amazing band , befriend them immediately as you can guarantee that they are sexy as fuck and have awesome taste

Person 1: I love Marmaduke Duke
Person 2: you are evidently sexy, have lots of taste and have a huge penis , please marry me?

by BiffyLove98 April 28, 2013

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

Marmalade Balls

nickname given to Kevin Federline(britney spears new fiancee) after his high school debacle where the whole flag football class at Bullard High in Fresno CA caught him in the act of smuthering his testicles in grape marmalade.

He is kind of strange, but old marmalade balls sure makes for a tasty teabag, just ask Edwin.

by Mr. Prezident July 22, 2004