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marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new
I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.
by reeky December 15, 2008
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Marital Terrorism

The systematic use of terror and/or unlawful warfare by one spouse against the other spouse as a means of coercion.
In an effort to compel my recognition of her financial contribution to our family, my wife engaged in "Marital Terrorism" when she opened a saving account in her own name, withdrew large amounts of cash from our joint bank account and deposited into her savings account.
by Papagallo December 14, 2010
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marital coma

The years spent in a bad marriage. The time which was lost in marital hell. Upon waking up out of a marital coma a woman behaves the age she was when she got married. Marital comas contribute greatly to the cougar phenomenon.
Upon waking from her 14 year marital coma, Maggie was fiercly attracted to and preyed upon the young hunky 20-somethings at the sports bar where she and her children often dined.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
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Marital Bush

When a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn't care anymore now that she is married. This can include her legs and pits too.

This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.

*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*
"Damn, that shit used to be nice and smooth," said Bob.

"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.

"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."
by RitaMcCheetah99 January 7, 2010
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marital condom

Prenuptial
Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.
by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017
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Marital Twins

When a married couple has been together so long, they look alike, sound alike and dress alike.
Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”

Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”

Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
by dogstar7 August 4, 2011
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Marital Unit

by SexyJ82 September 4, 2009
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