A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.
by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011
Get the Madtarded mug.A Mac fan that blindly believe that any products produced by Apple Inc. is superior to all other products of the same kind. Such a person believe that Apple is the "de facto standard" of similar products and also believe that Apple is the victim from which others simply copy inventions from.
User 1: Do you thing this ASUS laptop or that Toshiba's is faster? I got so excited after I tried Windows 7.
User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".
User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?
User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.
Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!
User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".
User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?
User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.
Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!
by Day2Die December 6, 2009
Get the mactard mug.by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007
Get the mastard mug."The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."
"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.
by HPiddy December 23, 2009
Get the mactarded mug.A computer user who has forgotten (or is ignorant of) the true purpose of the computers existence. A mactard is oblivious to the fact that the computer is a tool for doing legitimate work but is enamored by how cool his MAC looks.
mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
by lcsgeek May 14, 2009
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Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
by justacomma December 2, 2010
Get the Mantarded mug.(Noun) A combination of mayonnaise and mustard mixed to a lovely and creamy consistency. Rather delicious on sandwiches and scruptious as a dip.
I made a glorious sandwich with turkey, smoked provalone, oval shaped dill pickles and a dollup of mayotard.
by PJeigh September 10, 2005
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