Manheet - noun - named after the Indian judge on "Chopped", Manheet Chauhan, who is always snooty and arrogant towards competitors and nothing is ever good enough for her.
Girl: this chicken needs salt and I wish you garnished it with parsley instead of chive
Boy: stop being a fucking manheet and enjoy the food I cooked for you
Boy: stop being a fucking manheet and enjoy the food I cooked for you
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The spelling of Mandee is said to come from a mishmash of words: the original one-deelight-deelicious-deevious- and deevoted. All the hottest dee words around come together without explanation with the more common and absolutely ordinary version “Mandy” to form “Mandee” the most fuckin’ boss chica around.
If she were a different creature, she would have similar characteristics to a manatee. She would be a nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless. But that’s where the similarities would end.
The spelling of Mandee is said to come from a mishmash of words: the original one-deelight-deelicious-deevious- and deevoted. All the hottest dee words around come together without explanation with the more common and absolutely ordinary version “Mandy” to form “Mandee” the most fuckin’ boss chica around.
If she were a different creature, she would have similar characteristics to a manatee. She would be a nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless. But that’s where the similarities would end.
Tourist #1: “Wow!, is that a manatee?”
Oceanographer: “No!…No way, that effortless creature is way too beautiful to be a fat ugly manatee… that right there is a Mandee!”
Tourist #2: “Yeah….she must work out.”
Oceanographer: “They do, and they’re very smart too…but sadly, much like the manatee, “Mandee’s” also get fucked up by boats going way too fast”
Tourist #2: “Stupid boats”
Oceanographer: “Yep, it’s a real shame”
Tourist #1: “I mean c’mon, haven’t they heard of the phrase Festina lente
~ Mandee is the paragon of femininity!….and, any “Mandee” that, at this very moment, is reading their name on urban dictionary DUCK!!! THERES A FUCKIN’ BOAT COMIN’ WAY TOO FAST~
Oceanographer: “No!…No way, that effortless creature is way too beautiful to be a fat ugly manatee… that right there is a Mandee!”
Tourist #2: “Yeah….she must work out.”
Oceanographer: “They do, and they’re very smart too…but sadly, much like the manatee, “Mandee’s” also get fucked up by boats going way too fast”
Tourist #2: “Stupid boats”
Oceanographer: “Yep, it’s a real shame”
Tourist #1: “I mean c’mon, haven’t they heard of the phrase Festina lente
~ Mandee is the paragon of femininity!….and, any “Mandee” that, at this very moment, is reading their name on urban dictionary DUCK!!! THERES A FUCKIN’ BOAT COMIN’ WAY TOO FAST~
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