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mancation

A combo of Man and Vacation. It's when you plan a vacation with all your bro's and leave the nagging wives, girlfriends, late night bootie calls all back at home and get piss drunk, hook up with some strange, bust ass and hot box the hotel room.
Hey bro, my girl is buggin.....Let's plan mancation in Vegas and get stupid retard like we're riding the yellow bus.
by Hosszilla April 21, 2006
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Monosation

1. To have a conversation with someone who is not listening.
2. To have a conversation with someone who will not let you get a word in edgeways.
1. And then it hit me - I was having a monosation.
2. Oh god, here comes Luke. I don't want to get into another monosation with him again.
by LisaFinn September 11, 2005
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manlationship

The intense friendship between two guys that may even be borderline homosexual. This can be synonymous with heterolifemate.
Bill and Ted have been in a manlationship for a long time now. Their girlfriends are starting to get jealous.
by Colto22 May 18, 2009
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Mayobation

Mayobation- To use mayo as a from of masterbation.
1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking its cum.
4) Using mayo as lube.
by Joe Da Hoe April 21, 2006
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Manigation

The internal GPS that Men are born with. It generally takes over when most women are very confused about their sense of direction.
Girl:We are lost lets get our Garmin

Man: Wait my Manigation just kicked in. We need to take a right on Main street then a left and follow for 4 miles then we will be there.
by Bd4m-Dub March 28, 2010
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manslation

To interpret a woman's words or instructions into a language men can understand.
Debbie handed me her purse and said to keep an eye on her Marc Jacobs she got in New York. I looked at Mike for a manslation and he said...."be careful, it's very expensive"...then i understood.
by hiplanezdrifer December 9, 2008
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mancation

An event in which guys on the down low try to act macho to hide their homosexuality. A bunch of guys get together to drink beer or camp or whatever. As soon as one of them calls it "mancation" it's turns into one big homorgy (homo orgy).
straight guy: hey wanna go camping with me and the boyz this weekend.

down low guy: oh, you mean a mancation weekend?

straight guy: NO!!! We're just going camping. No russian cookies, no hot-carl's, no rusty trombones, no searching for inner children. Just camping...
by DavidS October 10, 2006
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