Manmeet

As a boy he is the most trusty person and can help you in your worst time. He is there for you everytime but there are only a few who knows his value.

Manmeet is my best friend.

by Rajan2223 November 23, 2021

The Manjeet Tugboat

When you take a shit on the floor then proceed to have doggystyle sex whilst dragging your partners face across the shatted on floor(like a tugboat).

guy 1:dude i was so wasted last night so i gave my girl The Manjeet Tugboat
guy 2:sweet

by Manjeet The Almighty February 16, 2009

Malkeet

Such a nice guy but more gangster type. will get hottest girl from his school but only for few days. His girlfriend is sexy and cute. Lots of girls hit him up

Malkeet is a gangster

by hotjunkieboys October 25, 2019

Manjeet Smash

Something that you say after you have physically violated someone, just to let them know who's in charge.

*After hitting you in the face with a badminton racket* Manjeet Smash !

by Manjeet the Almighty March 27, 2009

manket

1) a man who also serves the purpose of a blanket.

2) a man used to keep one warm in the absence of a blanket.

Did you see the way Kevin's eyes bugged out when he spotted Tiffanny with her manket?

I wish I had my very own manket to keep me nice and warm at night.

by marylynh December 29, 2009

Maneet

This is the name you give to someone named mani who really likes a girl named tavneet

Yelling maneet out as loud as you can

by Creeper fricker October 16, 2019

Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009