mañanagitis

A condition where someone puts everything off until "tomorrow" or promises completion of a task by the following day but never follows through.

Wesley must have mañanagitis because every time I ask him if he's finished his TPS Reports, he says that he'll turn them in tomorrow.

by BabyFishMouth August 28, 2017

meninigitis

A sexually transmitted disease caught during skullfucking an infected person. It causes a fascination with animals and a propensity for enjoying dark humour.

Goatarse contracted meninigitis during one of his deviant activities last week. It’s incurable you know.

by BuffaloSunblest January 11, 2023

Manininist

A man with butthurt because he feels that men are also missing out on a movement when in reality he is denying his own god given privilege as a man.

Person A: "I should be able to strive for male equality just as a woman can as a feminist. I am a manininist."

Person B: "Shut the fuck up Richard"

by Greenlegs April 22, 2023

Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

mangitis

A male that is said to have a man-gina

Dude you have mangitis

by blakis012 June 22, 2008

Meningitis

It's where you like men, not vaginas.

"Rick is not just gay, he has meningitis."

by Obamalikesdik August 11, 2009

meningitis

a very gay thing to catch, according to this one fanfic i read.

jack: anthony caught meningitis, he’s out for the rest of the week

david: hmm.. that’s interesting. sean, the town gay, has meningitis too... you know what that means
jack: yeah, he deffo caught the disease from him ewwww
david: that’ll teach him to get off his knees for once and earn a living like us REAL men!1!1!

by news_hoe December 25, 2020