1. a manlet that believes just because he did cross country in high school, and now goes to university in the state of Alabama that his opinions should be heard, when in reality has no rights and is merely a (running) joke
2. the current state of being a chud who is below 5' 2"
3. a crotch fruit pretending to be a chud, or vice versa, this is similar a fakecel
2. the current state of being a chud who is below 5' 2"
3. a crotch fruit pretending to be a chud, or vice versa, this is similar a fakecel
person 1: "YOU are such a mander"
person 2: "actually opinion, you stupid maarwan"
person 1: "if you weren't a mander you would be NOT SMELLY and NOT SHORT"
person 2: "actually opinion, you stupid maarwan"
person 1: "if you weren't a mander you would be NOT SMELLY and NOT SHORT"
by linchu January 29, 2026
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"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
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