Moustache Man

Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.

Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"

by M2million December 10, 2006

Mountain Man Breakfast

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021

mountain man

to let go of ones physical appearance (large beard, dirty hair, horrible hygene) Usually during a state of depression, or extreme laziness.

generally applies to males.

Joe: "man,Dave's been real upset lately."

Jack: "yeah i think hes gonna pull a mountain man"

by Slagatron January 2, 2009

Moustache Man

An emoticon with a moustache:

:-{)

Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.

Friend 1: You are so smart!
Friend 2: :-{)

Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.

by Watson221b May 17, 2011

moutain man beard

A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.

Mountain man beards are only cool on John Ranson

by Tizzle Kizzle February 19, 2005

Asian Mountain Man Surprise

When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.

Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!

Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?

Guy 1: What do you mean?

Guy 2: Uhh....?

by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011

Smokey Mountain Man

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.

My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.

by smokemountain12 December 13, 2022