wardrobe malfunction

(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.

(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

by el revez May 13, 2004

wardrobe-malfunction

1. When a guy gets his dick caught in the zipper of his pants.

2. When a guy gets caught masturbating at a movie theater.

1. "There is something about Mary" (The Movie)

2. Ask Peewee Herman

by Dr. Sardonicus March 21, 2004

major malfunction

the underlying problem with a situation or person

(a girl is moping around the house)
Mom: (to girl) what is your major malfunction?

by .git.it.whit. May 6, 2006

wardrobe malfunction

It appears that this word was coined in the US to refer to Janet Jackson's breast falling out. The UK version would be when Judy Finnegan's breast fell out at the BAFTAS

Why did American people make such a fuss about Janet Jackson's accident? When Judy Finnegan had a wardrobe malfunction, the Brits were just mildly amused.

by moomin21 August 23, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

When the hinges of the door of your garment storage device have rusted and it fails to open correctly.

I can't come in to work today, I have a wardrobe malfunction and can't get to my clothes. Honest.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

Capslock Malfunction

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

Erectile Malfunction

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick

Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.

by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015