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Male tears 

What professional whores/feminists call semen.
“I’m gonna drink a nice cup of male tears to show those men who’s REALLY boss”
Male tears by AOOAAOOAAOOA May 4, 2022

Male tears 

What feminists drink when they talk some bullshit about “wanting equality.”
Fuck you I don’t want to make a sentence about male tears.
Male tears by LemonLivesMatter April 30, 2019

Male Tears 

Initially, a slang for the produce of male reproductive system, which is semen. This, however, has occasionally been accompanied with a controversy where apparently female internet users (mostly of Twitter and Tumblr), who had no prior knowledge of the collocation's meaning were baited into bying merchandise designed by (allegedly 4chan) trolls, displaying the said words, followed by sudden and unpleasant discovery of the definition of them. A mass hysteria was caused, following by some heavily moderated popular websites posting their own definition of the phrase in question, which is literal and often claimed as original. This has gone as far as some of the victims trying to copypaste the latter to The Urban Dictionary to try and override the existing descriptions.
- Lol I have this groupmate Olga, you know what she posted yesterday on Twitter?
- I don't have an acc there. What was it anyway.
- She flexed a "male tears" mug
- No way
- I know right? Shall we tell her?
- Lmao I'll pretty sure she'll figure out herself soon enough
Male Tears by funde kudasai February 5, 2022

White male tears

White male semen
She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen
White male tears by My name is ???? December 11, 2022