Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

Majiggle

To socialize and flaunt yourself to others.

To flirt with a member of the opposite sex.

After a few drinks, Lauren majiggled with a few random men.

"Frank, go majiggle with her," said Keri

by Keri A April 1, 2005

Cajingled

1. Noun. An abnormally crooked penis that resembles a boomerang.

2. Verb. The action of smothering someone or something with your balls.

Ex. Yeah dude, I totally cajingled her last night.

by ILoveElephants November 28, 2011

Madingle

When someone jiggles their balls on the tip of the tongue

Person 1: I had fun last night...
Person 2: Did you like my madingle technique?
Person 1: Yes, it was very skilled.

by CadenErtel November 15, 2017

mangled

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned. u can hardly see coz u hav no eyes.

oh man im propa mangled i cant see

by yo yo yo December 4, 2004

manjangled

When, at a party or dance, a random male comes up and dances very close to, or grinds on you. This is used more when the person that received the random dance is also a man.

Male A: Oh shit dude, I just got manjangled!
Male B: Yeah, I saw that. You get his number?

by Muhammed Rasheed Bin Albari Ma March 21, 2009

mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020