guy:hey have you heard of Marguerite Maida
Guy 2: that sexy Subnautica character?
guy:bruh she's mine
Guy 2: that sexy Subnautica character?
guy:bruh she's mine
by darkerlordhankhill May 18, 2022

Maida is a strange gal who lobes to pee in earlobes. Guys pls stay safe she’s coming for my ear tonight!
Example 1:
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT
Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥
Boy 1 *running*
Boy2: MAIDA IS COMING EVERYONE GET OUT
Example 2:
Girl 1: omg im so scared!!!😭
Boy1: me too she’s coming I fear
Girl 2: I SEE HER OMG WE’RE MAIDEAD😥
by Fabliciois2257 September 14, 2025
