by the magician August 30, 2018
Get the mazzaleen mug.by user12au April 18, 2019
Get the Mazzing mug.Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"
Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*
by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013
Get the forbes magazine mug.A UK Magazine aimed mostly at Chav Women. Used to somehow justify claiming benefits of all kinds whilst breeding like rats.
My Mum shagged my boyfriend whilst I was giving birth to My Brother`s Girlfriend`s surrogate Child. Give Me £300 and I`ll tell the whole world about it in "Take A Break Magazine".
by Proper Londoner October 24, 2008
Get the Take A Break Magazine mug.Joe is super sweet and is rlly active with all his fans, he deserves all the love in the world, He played the kiddo in Jurassic Park and in the new movie Bohemian Rhapsody he played John deacon, He is sooo funny and Has a sassy personality, He also is quit the meme man :)
by Ben hardy lover January 3, 2019
Get the joe mazzello mug.A male who holds onto issues and is not equipped to handle conflict. This type of person tends to jump to conclusions and will not give you the benefit of doubt. His need for acceptance is so high that he will overstep boundaries but will not own up to his wrong doing. The only way you can have a cordial dialogue with this type of person is to feed his ego.
Girl 1: Augh...I have a meeting with magazine rack.
Girl 2: Good luck, remember to call him by his name, and try to be nice to him or you will hurt his feelings, again.
Girl 2: Good luck, remember to call him by his name, and try to be nice to him or you will hurt his feelings, again.
by Grasshopper77 July 16, 2018
Get the Magazine Rack mug.A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.
Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake
Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?
Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?
Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.
by E The Sex Cat May 7, 2011
Get the Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake mug.