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Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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maggie bag

To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.
Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.
by HRH Satan November 28, 2009
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Maggi Mix

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Maggie (Margaret)

this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and compassionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it's unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she's very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind...
Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
by hawke-attack December 15, 2011
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gag a maggot

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.
1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
by Wiseman July 17, 2006
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Maggie Rhee

A badass female character married to Glenn Rhee in The Walking Dead who has gone through so much but still continues to stay strong. She is played by the beautiful Lauren Cohan and was first introduced in season 2 when Carl Grimes was accidentally shot.
Person 1: "Have you watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead yet?"
Person 2: "Yes, but I am still confused as to if Maggie Rhee is still pregnant."
Person 1: "Same here. I have been wondering that for a while."
by dwingabistol February 11, 2019
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vag maggot

The most disgusting low life that can exist , for example : why did you rob that old lady you vag maggot
why did you rob that old lady you vag maggot
by Killer420 January 22, 2014
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