marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Dirty madina 

When a girl gets so drunk she sleeps in her simp boy friend bed and he has to sleep on the floor like the bitch he is.

You hear about Harrison last night? He got dirty madina.

Dirty madina by Shore dog November 2, 2020

mindlessness meditation 

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.

I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.

mindlessness meditation by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Madina Lake 

A Alternative Rock/Punk Rock band formed in 2005 from Chicago, Illinois. As of right now, their members include Nathan Leone(Vocals), Mateo Camargo(Guitars and Programming), Matthew Leone (Bass), and Daniel Torelli (Drums).

"Imagine we were dead
Counting all the things we never did.

I remember when you told me
I should live like I'm dying
And not to close my eyes
While everything burns.

What are we waiting for?
These years are dying slowly,
Today is still in front of us
And we're breakin out
Cause today is now or never. "
- From "Now or Never" by Madina Lake

Madina Lake by gydro December 9, 2008

Madiha 

The most prettiest girl you can meet
She is sweet and kind and can kick your butt. She has great comebacks that will leave you speechless

Madiha is amazing

Madiha by Madsye2 December 14, 2016

[malditas drogas]

Spanish for "damned drugs"; similar to WTF. Said when someone says/does something stupid/random/WTF-worthy.

Guy: *singing when he thinks no one's watching*
Other Guy: *shaking head* "Malditas drogas."

[malditas drogas] by zomfgface January 18, 2009

Madiha 

A girl with many aspirations and aims in life. She’s independent, strong and battles her way through life with a big smile on her face, although sometimes deep down she may be hurting. All she wants in life is to work hard, gain good grades and help those around her flourish and reach their potential. Madiha has the tendency to help those around her more than herself and is always selfless. She has a dark, naughty sense of humour that only some people get to see. She keeps her friendship circle small and only vibes with 1 or 2.

She is so selfless.
Of course, she is Madiha.

Madiha by anonymous3787 November 22, 2021