Mateus

God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against The Zombies. This is regarded by many as his greatest mistake. Currently resembles a cynical, annoying 16 year old in the U.S.

Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

maieusophile

A Person who has a strong liking or a fetish for second trimester pregnant women.

That guy over there is a maieusophile. He always flirts with pregnant women and always draws them too.

by Nyctea July 28, 2006

Mateusz

Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society

Youre such a mateusz

by P0ppers July 16, 2021

Mateus

A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.

"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"

"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"

by aceboy27 December 11, 2011

Mateus

THE BEST PERSON EVER!! Amazingly talented and smart. Has amazing freckles and super HAWT

Oh wow what's his name? Oh that's Mateus, he's awesome isn't he?

by wait.for.it June 23, 2017

Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019

madhusudhan

Is an another name for LORD KRISHNA.
person who steals ghee . Madhu=Ghee
Sudhan=stealer. During LORD KRISHNA'S
childhood he and his friends used to steal ghee from neighbour's houses. So he was called as Madhusudhan.Usually its a compliment given to the GOD .

Krishna was also called as Madhusudhana

by Madhusudhan June 20, 2005