Macklin's Law

Macklin's Law is the widely held belief that the pinnacle of sexual activity is not in fact intercourse, but fingering.

He didn't get Macklin's Law last night, he only shagged her.

They were following Macklin's Law in the middle of the dancefloor.

by floppy blowjobs February 11, 2010

Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.

Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.

by macklemoralist September 16, 2013

Mackenzie

A beautiful girl who has overcome much in her life and is wise beyond her years. She is very calm in difficult situations, similar to Dumbledore. She is a great friend because she always knows what to say, will comfort you, cry with you, laugh with you, and play with you. She has eyes like no other and a smile that will light up the room. She is funny, crazy, and witty, social, very athletic and talented. She is someone you will want to keep around and love for a very long time.

Girl: Mackenzie and I have been friends only for 2 years, it feels like a lifetime, I love her with all my heart.

Guy: ya she's just one of those kinda people.

by Reanie Beanie January 29, 2014

Slap Noah Mackenzie day

On October 25 slap Noah Mackenzie

Today is slap Noah Mackenzie day

by Ava Passerello October 24, 2019

Mackenzie

Mackenzie may also be known as Kenzie. Everyone knows her. She's friends with everyone from the popular group to pretty much the bottom. She knows everyone and makes friends easily. She also keeps those friends no matter what. She always has that one best friend. She has other best friends but this one's different. She makes all the guys fall in love and all the girls jealous. She's gorgeous in every single way. She's nice, sweet, funny, and just perfect. She's wonderful inside and out. But she does have secrets. Everyone thinks she's a happy, perky girl but truly, she's breaking. She's not sure why though. She has all she needs in life except for maybe that perfect boyfriend. But she has no reason to be upset. She's the last girl you would expect to even think of suicide, but it's crossed her mind. If you ever come across a Mackenzie, be sure to keep her. Maybe, along the way, she'll break and you'll be the one to pick up the peices.

Girl 1: Omg there's Mackenzie! Isn't she gorgeous!
Girl 2: I want to be her!

Boy 1: Dude! Mackenzie is hott!! I wish every girl was like her.
Boy 2: Aye back off! I called dibs!

by wfjhr June 15, 2014

Mackenzie

Honestly, a Mackenzie is the most amazing person you will ever be able to meet. A Mackenzie is beautiful, amazing, kind, a little klutzy at times, cute, sweet, thoughtful and, no doubt, very friendly. A Mackenzie is somebody known to have a lot of friends and a person with a lot of talent. She is fun, caring and will always have a good time. If you ever meet a Mackenzie, be careful because she might steal your heart because the very first time you see her you will realize that she's the most gorgeous girl in the world.

Guy - Who was that girl you were with?
Guy 2 - That's my girlfriend, Mackenzie.
Guy - Wow! You're lucky!
Guy 2 - I know. Isn't she amazing?
Guy - Yea, very.

by John_doe1234321 April 6, 2014

MacKenzy

She is a beautiful girl. She has a great personality. She is always looking on the bright side of things. She has no idea how beauitful she is. She is charming and hilarious. She has the prettiest eyes you will ever see. You could get lost in them. All the girls want to be her and all the boys want her. She has a strong heart and she knows she deserves the absolute best. She will make you so happy.

WHO IS THAT GIRL? She is so funny and her personality is bomb and look at her, she is beautiful, she is definatly a MacKenzy.

by coolestguyever67 October 21, 2012