One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT
by John November 18, 2003
the shame of the English, in reality just twats with a deadbeat town. Oh yeah, the football team is shite too. Hell, even they admit that. Yeah, Sunderland is a sink hole, do your best to avoid it.
by Giles2112 April 14, 2005
A person with rotton teeth, bad breath, spots and blackheads on their nose as a result of poor personal hygiene. Usually inbred and is either a burglar, car thief or sells pegs for a living. Drinks ace lager and wets the bed frequently.
by web master November 23, 2003
When God sends people to the human beings to the North East of England, he sorts them into two groups, Geordies and Mackems, or sane and insane, or straight and gay, good-football-supporters and shite-football-supporters, etc.
What do you call one mackem on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
by undisclosed March 01, 2004
1)sadly obsessive seat counter who believes football matches are decided on historical attendence figures
2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
1) "I see Sunderland got stuffed again"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
by PRT April 07, 2003
a breed of the most pathetic, fat and ugly pile of shit people ever to have walked on the earth. they live in a shithole of a town called sunderland and they support the crappest football team in the world.
by *!?!* February 22, 2004
by Monkey February 03, 2004