matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

matchstick workforce

overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.

"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Mathistic

Adjective

Someone who over-dramatizes a situation or scenario to highlight his or her infantile-istic motives to achieve cuteness.

Someone who is mathistic means that his or her reactions are animated as if something freighting has happened when in reality the situation or scenario is very minimal.

"You are very mathistic."

"Hugghhhh! You have root beer!"

--A childlike persona that one wears: A Mathis - Noun

by Coxy Drexel May 16, 2010

Matchstick Ignitor

An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink

Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!

by EggaWoes June 6, 2010

MachoBitch

a MachoBitch is when a Bitch starts talking about Gym shit, especially when its Bitches on the Internet

man he is such a MachoBitch

by EuphorianDash May 23, 2023

Machoice

A brosquito; someone who gets on your nerves

Josh is such a Machoice and so is Andrew!

by ScooterNC August 11, 2006

Maloosticaria

An awesome sensation achieved by sniping someone through the eye and getting the Sniper Kill medal followed by winning the game.

Oh man, I just experienced Maloosticaria!

by xtSmSnip3r June 23, 2010