beardy mcfuck

that greasy guy with a neck beard and hair that has not been washed in weeks. Generally wearing track pants worn out shoes and a black stained sweater.

hey check out beardy mcfuck over there.

by aacceeooffssppaaddeess December 30, 2015

saint cunty mcfuckoff

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".

Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

mcfuckery

McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!

Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

McFuckhouse

The distant cousins, aunt, and uncle of the McGangbang

This consists of two McDoubles (any toppings) mashed together without removing any buns so it is Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun-Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun.

This is then followed by two small fries and two apple pies in no specific order and washed down with the drink of your choice.

This adds up to around 1600 calories or so, but is well worth it.

Also, everything is off of the dollar menu!

Jason: Hey you guys, wanna go out for lunch?
Kevin: Ye, let's all get a McFuckhouse and see who finishes their meal faster!
Madi: LOL WE'RE TOTALLY NOT GONNA BE POOPIN AFTER THIS!!!

LATER

Jason: That was a terrible idea Kevin
Kevin: -grumble- -burp-
Madi: LOL I'M NOT POOPIN!!!

by jackofspadesman October 23, 2011

MCfuckstick

An insult used in the north east of England used to describe a person that has just crossed into the realm of an uber dickhead

You fine sir are a MCfuckstick

by Mr Awesome The First September 6, 2009

Toolbag McFuckface

An insult, for when "tool" doesn't quite encompass the issue.

I'd love to go, but Toolbag McFuckface here is blocking the intersection.

by ivan009 November 27, 2009

McFucked

What happens when one of the dumbasses at McDonalds messes up your order

I was McFucked today at lunch because they forgot my pies.

by Zimm January 15, 2005