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Piece of overpriced shit computers, by a company targeting the computer illiterate community by showing fancy looking (but crappy) programs that users could find alternatives for without spending an arm and a leg for something small (such as creating a movie).

Even with the Intel processors, Mac's are still gigantic resource hogs that most professionals still refuse to use.. disagree with me on that or not, but more companies i know of run a Windows OS or Linux, however most companies look for more features than looking pretty. While Windows Vista is still a very new and has bugs, there are still more features and it doesn't look too shaby itself. Windows OS is one of the most user friendly operating systems, most compatible with most software/hardware, and is not the douchebag from the "get a life" commercials.

Mac's and their users are basically the Paris Hilton's of the computer world, they aren't too smart, are full of bugs/security threats not yet known, and the only action being get from pussy's in prison and at their computer desks.

Mac's can easily get viruses, don't say they cannot, most scripters and hackers don't bother creating a virus or exploit for the mac os because, first of all, the users suffer enough from mental retardation and smacking themselves once they see the gay pinwheel of death, and two, most users are smart enough to get a working operating system (WINDOWS BABY!)

FOR ALL GAMERS!! very important:
DO NOT BUY A MAC, even dual booting windows on mac is garbage. Unless you enjoy playing solitare and a a narrow selection of games, yes they have games.. just not nearly as many (any1 up for quake?).. nor are they good for games. Unless you purchase the top of the line mac, paying with an arm and leg, you would probably be able to run more with half of the specifications of a mac on the pc.

All in all, as Macs may seem fancy, they are too much for show, less for performance. The reason they seem real good is because they can't run much crap in the first place. While they did come up with some good ideas, windows vista has taken some of those features, so why buy a mac?
-the douchebag pansy cheerleader from the movie Dodgeball: the mac from the "get a life" commercials
by ARMANATOR July 1, 2007
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Any of the overpriced computers built by Apple. Is it a coincidence that macs spelled backwards is scam?
That emperor who had no clothes also bought a mac.
by mayhaps November 8, 2010
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A computer that costs two to three times the price of an equally powerful PC
Hipster #1- Dude, I have too much money in my pocket and know nothing about computers.
Hipster #2- Dude, you should get a mac.
by Joker666 October 4, 2005
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n. 1. anti-trendy trend. 2. source for smugness. See hybrid cars.

If one is looking for a piece of crap to try to help their image, and thus become smug, one should buy a Mac. Because no one sees a Mac user that doesn't try to show everyone that they own a Mac. However, there are a lot of people who buy Macs. In fact, it is a trend. Wait, aren't trends what Mac users seem to try to avoid? Then what's with this trend that they are following? Nice rebellion. Someone needs to create a new company to be an alternative to PCs and Macs, because Macs are a trend, so all those Mac users will have a new anti-trendy trend to follow.
I own a Mac, which makes me hip and not a follower of trends, which is the reason I am smug towards non-Mac users, even though many other people Mac users too, so it actually is a trend, which makes me a retard.
by Brad H.. December 16, 2006
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The token asian dude in the Doom movie who you know is gonna die and no one gives a shit about, who doesnt even speak the same language and is just left behind to protect the dude in the wheelchair who gets more lines than him, and in the end just gets his head cut off and no one even comments on it.
"Who the fuck is Mac?"
by Burgomeister December 28, 2005
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A computer created by the evil space empire (also known as Apple Inc).
This computer is designed to suck misfits, tree-huggers, and losers into their evil mind-control scheme, with their shiny GUI and their impression of owning the fastest computers, and most of all, their horrible one-button mouse. Before you know it the Macbots will be going on PC websites and mindlessly raving about how much better Macs are. These people are often spotted praying to Steve Jobs before sleeping, asking him to make their lives better.
1. PC user: I heard you got a new computer. What are its specs?
Macbot: Uhhh, specs?
PC user: You know, RAM, Processor speed, Hard drive capacity, that kind of stuff.
Macbot: BRAIN OVERLOAD! *Head explodes*

2.Macbot: My new Mac is so cool, it even has a hard drive! YEAH!
by Ecksbawks July 27, 2009
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Mothers Against Canada
join mac now to bring Canada down!
by jc from h-town December 8, 2007
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