Absolute Madman

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter

Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman

by ProfessorFinessor June 7, 2018

Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

Sane Madman

A sane man lost in their own ideas of madness yet still able to look at it objectively from a sane perspective.

Person A: Look, the whole idea is fucking nuts but there is just way to much that lines up for it not to have some sense.
Person B: Yeah... you’re starting to sound like a Sane Madman mate, might wanna stay of coffee for a while.

by Kenny o’ Karrot November 25, 2020

Sane Madman

Someone lost in an insane thought, yet are able to objectively look at it from a sane perspective.

Unlike an actual insane person, this person is able to fully come to their senses yet are still intrigued and brought back to the insane thought as it seems to make sense.

Person A: Look, I know the idea is fucking nuts but too much of it makes too much sense for it not to have some connection.
Person B: Yeah... you’re starting to sound like a Sane Madman mate, might wanna stay off coffee for a little while.

by Kenny o’ Karrot November 25, 2020

blawnde maumant

stereotypical blonde spelling of the well know blonde moment

I had a blawnde maumant when I asked a friend when her birthday was. She said February 30th.

by blawndie October 18, 2011

madmaxian

Any dystopian landscape or system in which there is little greenery, fuel or humanity to be found. Named after the Mad Max series of films, anything madmaxian is essentially a brutal, lawless hellscape likely filled with either bandits, raiders, and people eagerly executing their worst instincts, or bleak emptiness.

Colombia, Somalia, New Mexico, and regular Mexico are thought to be Madmaxian - a good place to be sunburnt, robbed, and possibly shot.

A: Dude, let's go to Tijuana for some drinks, drugs and bitches!

B: Nah man, that place is Madmaxian. I don't wanna die in three ways at once. Let's hit up Vegas instead.

by ragnarqk May 30, 2014

Get manman'w

Fuck your mom in Haitian creole.

American boy: Haitians are ugly and eat cat.
Haitian boy: Get manman'w makak led.

by LilZoeVert August 8, 2016