Mossy 

Old, decrepit, outdated, or unused. It's as if it's been sitting neglected somewhere, gathering moss.

"I was going through my closet and found this mossy old wig."

"This mossy app needs to be updated."

"The mossiest regulations made by the mossiest people."

Mossy by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025

mossy wang 

1.The hammer used by the syndicate project in feed the beast which removes a 3x3 area of stone. Mossy wang is now also another catchphrase used by the syndicate project.

2. A penis that hasn't been touched or cleaned for years and has grown moss on it.

1. I just made the mossy wang in feed the beast.

2. You have a very mossy wang! Clean it!

mossy wang by LOL:):) April 18, 2014

Mossy Bank 

What Dr. Arden called a prostitute's vagina in American Horror Story

Dr. Arden - " Show me your mossy bank "

Mossy Bank by Wolfgangxbang December 31, 2017

mossy bank 

a wet add pussy off a fake nun

Show me your mossy bank -Dr Arden

mossy bank by ahsobsessed April 4, 2021

mossy bank 

A pale moist vagina from the 20th century or before, which has not been cleansed nor penetrated in weeks. It gives off an odor that is not neccessarily unpleasing

Donna from that 70's show has a dank mossy bank.

mossy bank by pileofbutts December 19, 2013

mossy cleft

a womans genitalia.

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft

mossy cleft by Sam W March 9, 2007

Mossy Sausage 

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

Mossy Sausage by The turd abibes March 21, 2018