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Mossy

Old, decrepit, outdated, or unused. It's as if it's been sitting neglected somewhere, gathering moss.
"I was going through my closet and found this mossy old wig."

"This mossy app needs to be updated."

"The mossiest regulations made by the mossiest people."
by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025
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mossy wang

1.The hammer used by the syndicate project in feed the beast which removes a 3x3 area of stone. Mossy wang is now also another catchphrase used by the syndicate project.

2. A penis that hasn't been touched or cleaned for years and has grown moss on it.
1. I just made the mossy wang in feed the beast.

2. You have a very mossy wang! Clean it!
by LOL:):) April 18, 2014
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Mossy Bank

What Dr. Arden called a prostitute's vagina in American Horror Story
Dr. Arden - " Show me your mossy bank "
by Wolfgangxbang December 31, 2017
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mossy bank

a wet add pussy off a fake nun
Show me your mossy bank -Dr Arden
by ahsobsessed April 4, 2021
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mossy bank

A pale moist vagina from the 20th century or before, which has not been cleansed nor penetrated in weeks. It gives off an odor that is not neccessarily unpleasing
Donna from that 70's show has a dank mossy bank.
by pileofbutts December 19, 2013
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mossy cleft

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft
by Sam W March 9, 2007
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Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
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